You're not smart.

The world of technology is constantly changing. It probably seems like every day something new and confusing happens that you need to pay someone to fix or control. I'm responsible for that. I do technology, and I intentionally make it difficult for people like you. That's how I make money. I make money because you're not smart.

That's pretty much it. It's really easy too. When you hire me, I'll do our best to confuse you by saying stuff like "You need more double back-end XML nodes on your server stack or the whole system is gonna crash." And the only part you understand is "crash," which basically means "your shit's gonna be messed up." So you pay me. Because you don't want your shit to be messed up. No one does. Not anyone who's smart anyway.

My services include:

- Double back-end network XML monitoring

- WLAN Firewall drive redundancy support

- Centralized TCP/IP XHTML hosting

- Mobile ping deployment SEO compliance

- Database UNIX leveraging for OpenLDAP

Basically, if you don't know what it means, I do it. So hire me. Because you're not smart. And you need me.

Contact Me today. Do something smart for a change.