You're not smart.

It's better if I just clear this up before you hire me. Clients are stupid. All of them. No exceptions. If they weren't stupid, they wouldn't hire me. The only smart thing they ever did was to hire me. So perhaps they're not completely stupid. But they're not not-stupid enough to be considered anything less than stupid. And you're not me. You're not smart. You're the client. That makes you stupid.

Clients are always calling me with stupid questions. I hate that. But I charge them a lot of money, so I have to pretend to like them. And I have to pretend they're not stupid when they're saying really stupid shit. And that's not easy. But I make it look easy because I'm so smart.

You probably have trouble anytime someone sends you an email with an attachment. So how do you think you can cross-configure the Perl scripts on your CMS module? You probably think pop-up windows are made with some kind of special internet magic, so how do you expect to encrypt your POP3 compliance regulators? See what I mean? You're not smart.

Contact Me today. Do something smart for a change.